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How to cope with reality



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  • satan: let there be youtube advertisements

  • Attractive Male: I like that band too
  • Me:
  • Attractive Male:
  • Me:
  • Attractive Male:
  • Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesn't get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.

washawaymysins:

“fuck this I’m gonna be a stripper” says the 13-year-old virgin who just got a B on her science test


adamsackler:

“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

(Source: genest)


If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first 

(Source: glazedtwist)


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